President of Magic Has New Challenger

President of Magic John Cornelius Oliver may have a new opponent this upcoming October: his cousin. Senator Jonathon Stewart Oliver (D-Narnia), cousin to the PoM, says that he is considering running for his cousin's position during the upcoming electoral system. JCO says that he isn't worried, because his new opponent is "just a bed-wetter who never even kissed a girl until he was 28." JSO says that this claim is untrue; JCO rebutted that "Aunt Gina doesn't count, and you know it."