Johnson Dies After Fake Wand Fiasco

David L. Johnson, head of the Wizarding Health Organization, died yesterday after fainting and falling three stories during the Fake Wand Fiasco of 2013, as it has been dubbed by this reporter. Johnson had been in critical condition for several days, and finally succumb to his numerous injuries. Vice president of the Wizarding Health Organization, Andrew Garlington, will be promoted to president after a three-day mourning period at the Bureau of Magic and Spellcasting.