Delirious Whack Kills 27 People, Destroys Street

Delirious Whack killed 27 people last night on the 1800 block of Knockturnal Alley. The victims, including 26 Moguls and one wizard, all died instantly. But, more importantly, he also destroyed a section of the city block. He blasted the sidewalk out, through the window of a nearby shop. He is currently awaiting trial for willful destruction of public property. Oh yeah, and murder or something. Oh well.