A fiasco broke out yesterday in the Bureau of Magic and Spellcasting, when Mr. Arnold Sneezley, head of the Department of Misuse of Mogul Artifacts and Irony, accidentally brought one of his son's fake wands into work.  At some unknown point throughout the day, the fake wand transformed into a rat, which scurried off of Mr. Sneezely's desk and into the hall.  The rat caused some employees to faint from shock, including Mr. David L. Johnson, head of the Wizarding Health Organization.  Mr. Johnson fell off of the third floor balcony after he fainted, and is currently at St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Idiocy.