Alfred The Goat

In a Daily Phoenix exclusive, this reporter can finally reveal the murderer of famed young adult romance novelist, Alfred the Goat: David L. Johnson.  The Bureau of Magic and Spellcasting employee, who has been dead for over a week due to a three-story fall while at work, is the lead, and so far only, suspect in the murder of Alfred the Goat, despite the fact that he is dead himself.  His trial will begin soon.